Joke

[Ford Fan#1]

An Italian man, a Scottish man, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and tells the Italian guy that he is in charge of sweeping. He tells the Scotsman that he is in charge of the shoveling. The Chinese guy is in charge of supplies. The foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns the pile of sand is still there untouched. He asks the Italian guy, "Why haven't you swept any of this sand?" The Italian guy says, "I no hava a broom. You saida the Chinese fella wasa ina chargea supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." The foreman then turns to the Scotsman and says, "You were supposed to shovel this pile of sand." The Scotsman says, "Aye, boot ah could nay get meeself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah could nay find him either." The foreman is really angry and storms off toward the pile of sand. He is looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

[Raptor05121]

lol.

[pockets]

Lol

[RhinoZ24]

Lmao

[masonic]

Lol

[Porkchop122873]

Haha funny


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[Jersey_Joe]

Lol

[alfie]

Good one.


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[pockets]

I got a joke...
Jose's homework is to use the colors green, pink, and yellow in a sentence in that order. The next day the teacher ask Jose what sentence he came up with he says "the phone went green green so I pink it up and say yellow."

[Ford Fan#1]

Nice

[pockets]

It's funnier when you can hear the joke cause you can use an accent when telling it so it makes it funnier.

[Ford Fan#1]

Yeah that defiantly has a huge effect in jokes

[RhinoZ24]

Haha it's still good

[pockets]

Yes, it does. and thanks birthday boy :)

[RhinoZ24]

Haha I feel so special lol.

[Jersey_Joe]

Lmao

[jmyallen]

I'll break the ice since I'm new.
Little Jonny was sitting in grammar class one day. The teacher called on heather and said you have to spell the word beautiful and use it in a sentence twice. Heather spelled it correctly and her sentence was "my dad bought my mother a beautiful diamond ring". Very good said the teacher, johnny your word is fascinate. Little johnny spelled fascinate correctly and the teacher said very good now can you use it in a sentence like heather did? I sure can he said! " teacher I see you have on a 10 button sweater but your boobs are so big you can only fascinate"!!

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[Jersey_Joe]

Lmao

[Crosby]

Haha awesome.

[RhinoZ24]

Lmao that's funny.

[jmyallen]

The good little girl said to the bad little girl gee its hard to be good, the bad little girl said to good little girl its gotta be hard to be good

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[Ford Fan#1]

What's your favorite comedian guys?

[RhinoZ24]

The good little girl said to the bad little girl gee its hard to be good, the bad little girl said to good little girl its gotta be hard to be good

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Lol

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What's your favorite comedian guys?

Uh, I don't think I have a favorite, I like Robin Williams, Dane Cook, Ralphie mays, gabriel Iglesias and a few others

[jmyallen]

I don't think he's really a comedian but Zack galifinocous

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[pockets]

Denis leary

[Ford Fan#1]

Ron white Jeff fox worthy Jeff dumham Larry the cable guy

[jmyallen]

Anyone listen to Bob and tom in the morning?

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[Jersey_Joe]

Lewis black

[pockets]

Anyone listen to Bob and tom in the morning?

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I use to but my morning isn't morning anymore. There pretty funny though

[Crosby]

What's your favorite comedian guys?

George Carlin & Mitch Hedberg. RIP.